Monthly Archives: January 2014

You are proudly South African when:

# You call a bathing suit a “costume or a kozzie”. # You call a traffic light a “robot”. # You call an elevator a “lift” # You call a car hood a “bonnet” # You call a car trunk … Continue reading

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They walk among us!

They Walk Among Us! —————————- Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge (still working), he put it in his front garden and hung a sign on it saying: ‘Free to good … Continue reading

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Low Battery

A married man saved his girlfriend’s phone number on his cell phone as “LOW BATTERY”. Whenever she calls him in his absence, his wife takes the phone and plugs it to the charger. Give that man a medal!

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A Man Like Frank

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.” Passenger: “Who?” Cabbie: “Frank Feldman… he’s a guy who did everything … Continue reading

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A Baby’s Hug

We were the only family with children in the restaurant. I sat Erik in a high chair and noticed everyone was quietly sitting and talking. Suddenly, Erik squealed with glee and said, ‘Hi.’ He pounded his fat baby hands on … Continue reading

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Dear Mum Letter

A mother passing by her son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, ‘Mum’. With the worst premonition, … Continue reading

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Adopt a terrorist!

The Canadians know how to handle complaints. Here is an example. A Canadian female liberal wrote a lot of letters to the Canadian government, complaining about the treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists) being held in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities. … Continue reading

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