Monthly Archives: October 2013

Some crazy facts!

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas … Continue reading

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Senior’s Exam

New Senior’s Exam, you only need 4 correct out of 10 questions to pass. 1) How long did the Hundred Years’ War last? 2) Which country makes Panama hats? 3) From which animal do we get cat gut? 4) In … Continue reading

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Mr Belser

A young man learns what’s most important in life from the guy next door………. Over the phone, his mother told him, “Mr. Belser died last night. The funeral is Wednesday.” Memories flashed through his mind like an old newsreel as … Continue reading

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Frank Feldman

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.” Passenger: “Who?” Cabbie: “Frank Feldman… he’s a guy who did everything … Continue reading

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Psychology 101

If you start with a cage containing five monkeys and inside the cage, hang a banana on a string from the top and then you place a set of stairs under the banana, before long a monkey will go to … Continue reading

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What the heck – Early Christmas recipes – Part 3

Oysters with Pine Nut and Bacon 24 oysters 2 rashers rindless bacon 30g butter 1 small onion, finely chopped 125g rocket leaves 2 tsp Worcestershire sauce 2 Tbsp pine nuts, chopped and toasted 1. Remove the oysters from their shells … Continue reading

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Early Christmas Recipes – Part 2

Roast Duck 2 kg duck with neck 2 chicken wings, chopped 125ml white wine 1 onion, chopped 1 carrot, sliced 1 ripe tomato, chopped bouquet garni ORANGE SAUCE 2 Tbsp shredded orange rind 170ml orange juice 80ml Cointreau 2 tsp … Continue reading

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